Repealing Gravity

If you were lucky enough to see the musical Wicked on Broadway — then you appreciate the gravitas of defying gravity and other such laws….  It’s MAGIC!!!!

I lifted this bit o’funny from Al Gore’s Journal blog:

Ed Markey: Will the GOP Repeal Gravity? March 18, 2011 : 2:54 PM

Rep. Ed Markey uses humor to point out climate change deniers’ anti-science bias:

“Mr. Chairman, I rise in opposition to a bill that overturns the scientific finding that pollution is harming our people and our planet.”

“However, I won’t physically rise, because I’m worried that Republicans will overturn the law of gravity, sending us floating about the room.”

“I won’t call for the sunlight of additional hearings, for fear that Republicans might excommunicate the finding that the Earth revolves around the sun.”

“Instead, I’ll embody Newton’s third law of motion and be an equal and opposing force against this attack on science and on laws that will reduce America’s importation of foreign oil.”

“This bill will live in the House while simultaneously being dead in the Senate. It will be a legislative Schrodinger’s cat killed by the quantum mechanics of the legislative process!”

“Arbitrary rejection of scientific fact will not cause us to rise from our seats today. But with this bill, pollution levels will rise. Oil imports will rise. Temperatures will rise.”

“And with that, I yield back the balance of my time. That is, unless a rejection of Einstein’s Special Theory of Relativity is somewhere in the chair’s amendment pile.”

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